I love humans

My name is Lady. I'm a Golden Retriever. It's very hard for me to press certain keys with my paws, and my nose will leave slobber on the keys. My humans might not like that, so I'll just have to keep trying to type with my paws. I'm sure I can learn.

I live in a house with a bunch of humans. I love when they play with me and throw balls for me. Sometimes they get mad when I catch balls, but I don't know why.

I live with a cat. He's very fat and a little crabby. He gives me dirty looks whenever I try to be friends with him. I just don't get it. Why can't he be happy like me? I think he just needs to learn to play a little. I'm not giving up on him.